John Lurie on Guns.

He feels the same way I do, but is much funnier about it. This painting is called, "Americans have the right to bear arms."

A few more of his brilliant works.

Ass-kissers only need apply

Only a company as giant and important as Pixar can get away with calling this position of slave-like proportions, "Editorial Assistant."

As an editor, I am in the position to say they should be arrested for slander.